Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol Tea Towel cats endless trash talk in the

endless trash talk in the group chat

a bold stylized Artsy Fartsy graphic in yellow with a red outline and gray shadow looks like it jumped straight off a retro sketchbook

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and the occasional reminder that some people simply should not be left unsupervised

and cheerful burgundy accents

Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol Tea Towel cats endless trash talk in theIf your holiday wish list has exactly one item on it, this tea towel speaks your truth loud and clear. Bright red with crisp white lettering, it spells out the only gift that really matters: Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol. Surrounding the text are playful line illustrations of Santa hoisting a frothy mug, cocktails clinking, snowflakes, trees, and cheerful polka dots that make it look like the worlds most festive bar menu. Made from soft, absorbent